VAPING EW

 

So I was reminded of a story by a certain discovery of vapes, and I've decided to give two stories: The Great Vape Tweak of 2024, and the Introduction to Smoking of  2025. 

The Great Vape Tweak of 2024

so I used to have this group of friends, a bunch if you will, who all did drugs. Mostly weed, but then acid and shrooms. So naturally three of them got into vaping. One was a HUGE chud. he ended up getting kicked out that year, and evolved into smoking and drinking every day, being unemployed and whatever. BTW he also dropped out of highschool after failing NCEA lvl1 BUTTTT moving on pretty much this guy didnt have his own vape for my 17th birthday, so he was using someone elses. In this current moment, it was just us 3. I was chatting to who i'll call mate 1 (no name drops) about something i cant remember, but the chud asked him for a vape mid convo. Mate 1 told him "give me a minute" cause yknow we were enjoying our conversation. About a minute later, the chud turns back to mate 1 and, a little more angrily, says "Can I have my vape?" and mate 1 replies "In a minute, im busy."

So naturally the chud shouts "Its been a minute since you said in a minute and i want my vape, when you tell me in a minute i expect it in a minute mate" and so yeah he gets the vape. 

Im sure this doesn't sound interesting right now, but if you get a little australian with the accent TRUST ME he sounds like a true little tweaker.  He was very pissy with us after that, and didn't really chat much.

The Introduction to Smoking of 2025

So in February of 2025, we were distancing ourselves from this guy. We just had a party we excluded him from, but he had a birthday, so we figured, why not? Well, we got to meet his brothers friends. All in their 30s, and this one chick handed me a cigarette. It was these sleek, white cigarettes in a golden case. I nearly fell over. Oh, and one thing to note, the night before was my first and only passing out from drinking, the night I discovered my 16 standard drink limit. 

ANYWAY come to find out my mates got into vaping from these people. They tried their vapes once, and got hooked. Soo I was kinda afraid since I just smoked their cigarettes. AND I KNOW you can say this started my addiction, and you may be right, but im not some vaping pussy, id rather have little access to an addiction than a store every kilometer full of what i inhale (technically there is but shut up)

Also, that night was the night I discovered weed isn't for me, but thats a story for a never ever ever cause its kinda fucked up and i thought i was in purgatory. I think it also changed my brain a little so pretty terrible

MORAL OF THE STORIES IS DONT DO DRUGS