I lied.

 So, yesterday I wrote a blog... a trio blog. It wasn't the truth. I wrote it as a joke, it never reflected how I truly feel. So here, I'll finally get it all out of my system.

WOMEN SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN. Its true, really, whenever one is outside of one it just... doesn't fit, you know? Their lack of intelligence ruins everything they touch that doesn't involve baking a baby or a meal. Since you know, they always need one in the oven? I bet you women reading right now didn't even get what I just said, stupid F... Anyways, allow me to provide EVIDENCE. Article 1: Alphabets baking. Yes, its true. Alphabet is an AMAZING BAKER. THEREFORE SHE MUST REMAIN IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN, COOKING ME SOME GODDAMN COOKIES. She needs to quit uni and stay in MY KITCHEN cooking MY SWEETS. And the rest of you... are yet to prove your worth, BUT SHE NEEDS ASSISTANTS! SO GET TO WORK YOU FO... I wont say it.. yet.

ALL THEY DO IS TALK. Truly, every time I'm ever talking to them, they are ALWAYS TALKING. They have stupid opinions and refuse to let the real INTELLIGENT beings called MEN talk. I have never gotten a single good opinion from a woman, ever. And whenever they THINK they come up with a good opinion, its always "clock it girlyyyyyyy 💅💅💅💋💋" or "periodddtttttttttttt💅💅💅💅💞💞💞💞💝💞💞💞💞💖💗💗💗💗💗💋💋💋💋💋💋💅💅💅💅💃💃💃💃💅💅💅💋💋💋💋" SHUT UP YOU FO.... Well, allow me to show ARTICLE 2 OF EVIDENCE. A. Z. Y. YOU AND YOUR STUPID "BYLER" 🟩 OF BLUE AND YELLOW.  They way you ship two EXTREMELY. STRAIGHT. YOUNG MEN. IS BLASPHEMOUS. This witch INSISTS on these two boys kissing... THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE! BOYS DO NOT KISS! And your stupid gojo geto stuff... STUPID! STUPID! YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THAT TWO BOYS CAN BE CLOSE AND NOT KISS.

AND THOSE PERVERTED WRETCHES... THOSE WITCHES... DARE LAY A HAND UPON A BOY? I feel for my boy, I truly do... The things they did to him... THE THINGS THEY'VE DONE TO ME. When left alone with two women... Run... They pick at you like VULTURES. They grab at what you love and suck it out from you. All your emotions... GONE. These two asked and asked and asked about my past. THEY LIFTED WEIGHT FROM MY SHOULDERS. I know I already said this in my last post... BUT IT IS TRUE! SO, ARTICLE 3 IS THESE STUPID FOI........ WOMEN! HAVE EXTRACTED LOVE INFORMATION OUT OF ME... THEY BLACKMAILED ME!!!

OH AND THEIR MUSIC TASTE! DISGUSTING. I had the DISMAY... DESPAIR TO EVEN TOUCH A SINGULAR ALBUM THEY TOLD ME TO LISTEN TO! Have you ever listened to music with your life on the line? I did, and it disgusted me. I even... I even... I EVEN LIKED SOME OF THEM!!! But the rest, my ears bled... Truly the worst witch ever

OH AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON WITCHES. WIZARDS ARE THE BEST. You dare CLAIM witches are on top, just because you have movies about witches and we have nothing for specifically wizards... YOU CRETINS! I LOVE PONDERING MY ORB AND CASTING SPELLS! I LOVE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE! TO QUEST! TO DRINK AT THE TAVERN! TO BATTLE! AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE? You sit at home, with your little leaves and plants playing make-believe... "Manifesting" UGH how gross. You BELIEVE that? Why don't you cast some real spells, oh I bet you dont even have mana... I bet you can't even cast a level one fire spell... And what quest have you embarked on as of late? mhm mhm yeah FIREBALL

so i hate women